Girly rescuing me from the cat demons!

Birthday nightmare, yay!  Here's a crazy dream to recount.


So I dreamed last night that I was trying to prevent Armageddon - like, the Norse mythological apocalypse. I knew as soon as I started the dream that there would be signals of "eccentricity" that would tip off to me that the world was going to shit, but I was still trying very hard to prevent it.


What I can remember of the dream is, I wandered outside from the house I was living in in a neighbourhood that largely resembled the old neighbourhood of my grandparents. As soon as I stepped out of the house, everything outside was super saturated. Deep emerald leaves, bright pink and yellow and blue flowers, unusually blue sky. I knew it was starting.

I went to the busy street and tried to cross it to an older-style bungalow where I knew Simon was. I remember even checking the cars to make sure I didn't get hit. As I approached the house, I saw a bunch of boys I remember from highschool heading to its backyard, but all of them were desaturated and I was very wary of them. There was an older gentleman on the door of the house knocking, and I tentatively prodded him to see if he was on "my side" or not, but it turns out he was an NPC with a noise complaint to Simon.


So I went up to Simon and already I knew something was wrong because he was really... grumpy? He didn't seem to recognize me? Like he was behaving like a dudebro and mouthing off the man on his porch, so I shouldered past him and went upstairs to the bathroom, where I found a haggard bony man with black hair and green eyes - it was Loki, the Trickster god.

I knew Loki had been around because the telltale signs of the Armageddon were lingering around the corner. I began to seduce him pretty hard because I was trying to distract him and we eventually even had sex - extremely mediocre sex. LMAO. I could feel his small dick and he was genuinely using me up. He even came in me.

He was panting underneath me at some point and he was like, "For a mortal you sure know how to move. It must be an honour to be with Loki the god of Tricksters."

And then I remarked sarcastically, "For a jotunn you must be dense. It's your honour to be with Freya." And my hair totally grew out into like, orange flame hair that the goddess Freya would have, and he was like oh shit!

He like... morphed down the drain of the tub? BC that's where we were banging. And I was like "ah! fuck!"

So I ran outside to try and see if I can pursue him, or meet up with my "team". And here's where the dream gets kind of terrifying.

So I step outside and immediately, on the sidewalk in front of Simon's house, there was a white cat with green eyes.

Now you know how I mentioned at the beginning of the dream, I knew the rules? I knew that if I saw a signal of "eccentricity" then the world would be going to shit.

Well, the cat had its two eyes stacked on top of each other. And they were slowly rotating on the skull.

First off, I just want to say that what I did next is totally stupid but also very in character for me. I went up to the cat, and I pet it.

As soon as I put my hand on it, I actually heard it in my ear, live, make a horrific cat growl. As if It was literally right beside my waking body. I turned to flee, and I saw another cat - similar thing, this time it was orange-gray and had more eyes - running towards me down the sidewalk. I could feel the white cat lunging at me.

And then, I was immediately catapulted into the ballroom of the mansion.

Girly was there with a long spear, and she stabbed the cat before it could get me. I saw out of my peripheral vision that the cat's head had opened up to a crazy fanged demogorgon-like creature, and when Girly stabbed it, she whipped around, broke her spear in half - the two halves became daggers, and she lunged at the other "cat", which was fizzing into a black and suffocating smoke. She managed to stab it too. The whole time, Girly was SCOLDING ME. She was there, co conscious with me, and yanked me out of the nightmare before it could really begin.

She literally said, "Oh my fucking god Sophia, how many times do I have to tell you NOT to engage with the demons when you know they're demons?!"

This was 6:14 in the morning, and I woke up frozen - just like the last time, with that crazy dream with Colleen and Lale in the community centre where like, Colleen ended up throwing herself out of a window to escape a demon? It felt just like that, where I was so scared and the sound of the cat yowling was echoing in my right ear.

But inside headspace, it was consistent. Girly stood with the two daggers in the ballroom and the remnants of the two cat demon things on the floor around us. She was panting, it was twilight inside, and her eyes were glowing. And she kept scolding me lmao.

"I can't take my eyes off you for a second!" 

"Sorry, sorry, Girly," I told her sheepishly. 

"Oh you would've been sorry!"

And then I dozed back off eventually, after Girly settled in bed with me. I couldn't see headspace anymore but she definitely snuggled on my chest with me and she was still muttering something about the demons in a really irritated tone.

That's my dream!

In hindsight this was an amazing dream.  I have never transitioned so smoothly from a nightmare straight into headspace with a headmate who was conscious and engaging whatever creature was there.  I'm so blessed she protected me because... hell I knew I was gonna get eaten.

Moral of the story: don't go petting cats with fucked up eyes in an armageddon setting.